So here we are in the canteen....sab baithe hain...nobody wants to buy anything...kyon?....arrey ghonchu...kisi ke paas change nahi rehta hain....sab ke liye dena padega.
We are wondering ki abhi kissse treat mangi jaaye....tabhi right on cue yuck arrives...all 4 feet 6-and-a-half inches of him and his antiquated (old, dilapidated) set of teeth...he has company....NO! not the one and only PAGAL KHADEY!!!...nahiiiiii!!...lord please spare my soul!
The atmosphere is tense...nobody wants to make place for PAGAL to sit next to him!....i break the ice by saying-
"kya yuck?...brush kiya?...nahaya?...kya baat hain!....."
yuck : "arey kya re..kyon tum mera maarta hain har baar..."
just then PAGAL gets one of his fits..
Pagal : "areei...tum logon ne B.M. ka B.S. suna hain kya?"
madi : "arre bhai, yeh international short form kyon use karte hain be?"
Pagal (chuckles) : "B.S- Buffalo Soldier!..B.M toh tum logon ko pata hi hoga!"
me : "abey tereko chappel ka favorite ungli dekhna hain kya?"
Pagal : "B.M nahi pata!!..BOB MARLEY!"
whilst saying this pagal cocked his head to one side and shook it so vigourously that we thought it might fall off....saala Dev Anand ko heart attack aa jata....all of us groan...sumit is writhing with anger...(last night pagal was in his room for 2 hours)
Just then the door is flung open!...and standing in the door we recognise the silhoutte of non other than GV'aas'.....we brace ourselves for the inevitable onslought of abeein's....the legendary moustache is fluttering in the wind....and his face contorts into a habitually drastic grin as he recognises us...
what will happen?...will GV'aas' torture us again?...or will we succeed in getting a treat?...what about pagal khadey?....can we control ourselves and not kill him?...all the answers and more will be provided in the next post...
p.s. am going to pune for next 4-5 days...no posts will be made during these days....i dont mix business with pleasure....(watching babes in pune sure is a pleasure ain't it ;) )...untill next time...ciao
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